My idea of a vacation is exactly that...vacating from life. Nothing but sun and breezes and sand and waves.
All I need a magazine to catch up on the latest entertainment, a pina colada and a watch so I know to turn every 30 minutes.
Can you smell the air?
Like Pineapple, salt and sunscreen.
This is SOOO not me...
I don't camp.
In fact, I don't wear tennis shoes because they make you look stumpy (it's the whole flat shoe/sock thing). And I don't wear boots unless they are pointed with a stilleto heel.
I don't do dirt. I don't do tents. I don't do sleeping bags. I don't do fish. I definitely don't swim with fish.
I don't sleep on the ground. I don't like bugs or animals.
Nature is not my thing. It's pretty, yes, but I can see it, I don't have to be a part of it.
To me, camping is staying at a hotel without a pool.
Am I missing out? I don't think so!Happy Monday!